Jim's Glossary
You may not agree with the definitions posted below but since this is our site we can do as we please.

 

Mission Statement

for those who can't read latin it says
"WE'RE ALWAYS IN THE S**T, IT'S JUST THE DEPTH THAT VARIES"

A Life
Something you need to get if you're reading this.
 
AR
Automatic Rifle, originally meaning a rifle that could fire fully automatic, such as a M-16 or model such as AR-15, but now seems to define any guns that holds more than 10 rds.

AWB
Assault Weapons Ban.  If you can explain this so it makes sense you have serious problems.
 
Beta Mag
Double Drum 100 rd capacity magazines for AR-15, M-16 weapons
 
BOHICA
Bend Over Here It Comes Again, this could be any politicians campaign slogan

BUFF
Big Ugly Fat F@#$er, pet name associated with B-52 bombers
 
Christians in Action
          SEAL term for the Central Intelligence Agency


DUFF
          Dumb Ugly Fat F@#$er, pretty much explains itself
 
DUFFY
Dumb Ugly Fat F@#$ing Yahoo, when DUFF just isn't enough
 
Goat F@#$
Another term for FUBAR

M-16 A1
First Model of the M-16 weapons system used by the U.S. Military
 
M-16 A-2
Currently used by the Armed Forces.  Upgraded version of the M-16 A1
 
M249 SAW
Belt fed 5.56 mm machine gun
 
M240
308 FN MFG machine gun
 
M-4 Carbine
The Sweetest M-16 rifle you could hope to shoot.  Comes in several versions with unlimited attachments- including night vision, grenade launcher, 12 ga. shotgun- our favorite.
 
RPG
Rocket Propelled Grenade
 
SAS
British Special Air Service
 
Shitstorm
When everything that can go wrong..... DOES!
 
SOF
Special Operations Force
 
Willy Peter
White Phosphorus, could be grenades or artillery shells
 
XM177
Full Auto M-16 CAR first used in the Vietnam War
 
 

The FU's

    Important enough words to have an entire section devoted to it.

 

SNAFU
Situation Normal All F@#$ed Up

TARFU
Things Are Really F@#$ed Up

FUBAR
F@#$ed Up Beyond All Repair

ClusterF@#$
Situation that starts with SNAFU and quickly surpasses TARFU and FUBAR