Jim's Glossary
You may not agree with the definitions posted below. These are provided for entertainment purposes only.
Mission Statement:
For those who can't read latin it says,
"WE'RE ALWAYS IN THE S**T, IT'S JUST THE DEPTH THAT VARIES"
A Life: Something you need to get if you're reading this.
AR: Automatic Rifle, originally meaning a rifle that could fire fully automatic, such as an M-16 or model such as AR-15, but now seems to define any guns that holds more than 10 rds.
AWB: Assault Weapons Ban. If you can explain this so it makes sense you have serious problems.
Beta Mag: Double drum 100 rd capacity magazines for AR-15, M-16 weapons.
BOHICA: Bend Over Here It Comes Again. This could be any politicians campaign slogan.
BUFF: Big Ugly Fat F@#$er. Pet name associated with B-52 bombers.
Christians in Action: SEAL term for the Central Intelligence Agency
DUFF: Dumb Ugly Fat F@#$er. Pretty much explains itself.
DUFFY: Dumb Ugly Fat F@#$ing Yahoo. When DUFF just isn't enough.
Goat F@#$: Another term for FUBAR.
M-16 A1: First Model of the M-16 weapons system used by the U.S. Military.
M-16 A-2: Currently used by the Armed Forces. Upgraded version of the M-16 A1.
M249 SAW: Belt fed 5.56 mm machine gun.
M240: 308 FN MFG machine gun.
M-4 Carbine: The Sweetest M-16 rifle you could hope to shoot. Comes in several versions with unlimited attachments- including night vision, grenade launcher, 12 ga. shotgun- our favorite.
RPG: Rocket Propelled Grenade
SAS: British Special Air Service
Shitstorm: When everything that can go wrong..... DOES!
SOF: Special Operations Force
Willy Peter: White Phosphorus. Could be grenades or artillery shells.
XM177: Full Auto M-16 CAR. First used in the Vietnam War.
The FU's: Important enough words to have an entire section devoted to it.
SNAFU: Situation Normal All F@#$ed Up
TARFU: Things Are Really F@#$ed Up
FUBAR: F@#$ed Up Beyond All Repair
ClusterF@#$: Situation that starts with SNAFU and quickly surpasses TARFU and FUBAR.